i think it goes without saying that this is an AWESOME read.
one of the many tests was sentence completion. i will copy and paste that section here.
The bit before the "..." is the given statement; the bit after is the response i filled in.
Reisner, Alexandra 2/17/11 Page 15 of 16
I like people who...can relax, don’t pressure me.
Mom was...my hero.
When people try to boss me... I get pissed.
As a child...I was small.
I get angry when...I’m told to do something I was planning to do already.
What worries me... is that life is meaningless.
The trouble with women... what trouble with women?
Most of all, I want to...matter.
I am ashamed...of failure.
They...like me! They really like me!
A good person...is hard to find.
The trouble with my home...not enough dogs.
I dislike people who...are stupid.
When I was a kid, I liked...reading.
I can’t stand it when...people on the sidewalk stop suddenly.
I am afraid...of being alone.
Compared to women, men...rarely apply logic.
I used to wish...to be president.
If I do something wrong...I cover for it quickly.
I am...adorable!
A good friend...remembers birthdays.
The important fact about my dad...is that he’s way smarter than anyone will ever be.
I don’t like people who... judge me.
When I was young, my greatest trouble....was w/ authority.
I might lose self-control...on the dance floor!
If only....I was rich.
Marriage is a gamble...b/c you can’t trust anybody.
I need...affection.
It is wrong...to snitch.
God is...dog spelled backward.
If people praise me...I tell them I agree, but then lose respect for them.
A sister...can be helpful?
If someone says, “You can’t do it”...I do.
When I went to school...I had to walk 15 miles in the snow.
I could kill someone if...I had a gun.
I feel tense when...I have no control.
The worst thing a man could do to a woman... is lie.
The most important thing in my life was...hasn’t happened yet.
You get punished for...[-]
Death..., the sweetest mercy.
When people trust me...I buckle under the pressure.
A brother...[-]
When I am criticized...I get pissed.
My favorite game as a child was...I mostly read books.
I hate...citrus fruit.
I can’t think right...when it’s too hot.
Love...lifts us up where we belong.
I should like...country music, but I don’t.
I wish I had not... N/A.
Life...is cyclical.
I guarantee my evaluators did not get half those jokes or song quotes.
Also, my IQ score is 140 so eat my pussy motherfuckers!!
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