misnomers

ive decided to start assigning monikers to my friends and acquaintances so that i can discuss them here without directly offending anyone. this change will be retro-active, so expect to see changes in previous posts.
i wont be providing a decoder or anything, so theres still secrecy, but this way ill be better able to keep track of who im talking to.

Got my nails did.

They're pointier than they look. I'm going to have them sharpened as they get longer.

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more photos.

the most important lesson i learned from new york, neatly summed up on an ad i saw the morning i left new york.

one of the first photos ever taken of a space shuttle docked at the international space station. its not a metaphor or an inside joke and theres no reason for it to be anywhere near this blog other than this: it is fucking bad ass.

for the first time in five years, my wardrobe, in its entirety, is under one roof. this is how i organized it and decided what i will wear from july through january (packed for my road trip).

my parents dog stole my dogs bone. she weighs 35 lbs, he weighs 160. he just watched her eat it.

i baked this pie.

the dog

the neighbors

my parents house and front yard.

my final meal before leaving new york. tiger and i had burgers. big juicy fuckin burgers with cheese and all kinds of shit.

fucking awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrsSt0i5vTE&feature=player_embedded

http://fromthetropicofentropy.tumblr.com/post/6565775132/my-highest-honor-yet

For the record

I'm not crazy about the new color scheme. I'm head-over-heels for the photo, but the colors on the blog are wrong. I agree, but I have to do other things right now.
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vincent

http://www.vincentskeltis.com/blog/2011/6/14/alex-magnetic-was-here-shooting-a-video-with-me.html

news?

This week, Barnes & Noble and Borders censored the cover of a magazine that showed model Andrej Pejic without a shirt.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-05-20/andrej-pejic-dossier-journal-model-banned-by-barnes-noble/

just a little crazy. half crazy. 60% tops.

ive been saying some weird shit lately.
i mean, im not super concerned, but ive been saying things lately that could give one the impression of impending Crazy.
i had this conversation yesterday:

"Alex Magnetic $tarring in $trip Across America!"
and i said, in agreement, "Fuck yes! Summer 2012 bitches!"

it took ten minutes for me to realize that its still 2011. ten minutes.
which, in itself, not THAT crazy.
but then this happened:

i got this killer migraine behind left eye while proofing some shit for my dad. brutal brutal headache. so, as a joke, i said i can only read but i cant think about what im reading because that part of my brain seemed to be down. i then looked up what the left frontal lobe is responsible for and convinced myself that there are nerves inside my brain - that i could feel myself thinking, and that it hurt.
thats definitely crazy.

i think i need to talk to my doctor about what exactly he has me taking.