i was in chicago visiting my best friend from kindergarten all the way up through high school, and she and her boyfriend took me to a magical place called Kuma's.
They explained that the owner's philosophy is based around a love of tattoos, burgers, and metal. each of their burgers is fuckin enormous and named after a metal band. the slayer, for example, is covered in french fries, extra spicy chili, an enormous slab of cheddar cheese, and anger. it says anger right on the menu. i saw a guy order it, and everyone at the surrounding tables said 'wowww.....' at the same time. i got the mastadon (i think) and i ate half of it and needed a nap pretty much immediately.
so if youre ever in chicago, go to kuma's. just go. it will rock your insides harder than standing directly next to the speaker at an iron maiden show.
also - get a bloody mary w your burger. they hand-grate the horseradish. its - its unspeakably good.
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