Wednesday, May 11, 2011

another dark revelation of age

it occurred to me today while i was talking on the phone (which is something i do once every week just to keep in practice) that my death will not be newsworthy. i was banking on the "adorable, perky ohio teen and columbia student brutally killed / kidnapped / overdosed / fell into a sewer in the big city" coverage but i just realized that if i get any coverage at all it will be "twenty-something junkie stripper hit by taxi" or as an "also dead."
thats a tough wake-up call.

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